Nick > Tom
I take a back seat to no one in my disgust with Tom Sawyer--especially as he is portrayed in Twain's magnum opus The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn . I grudgingly admit that his idiocy does serve a thematic purpose and highlights the way that freed slaves were treated. Nonetheless, without equivocation, I declare to you that Tom Sawyer is a turd. Until we get to chapter nine, well, he shows glimpses of it late in chapter seven, but until we get to chapter nine, I would say that Nick is also a turd. 1. Chapter one establishes turdness. He claims to be a fellow who reserves judgment and then judges like crazy. 2. He continues to show his turd nature on page 24--go ahead and take a picture of it, please--when he says this: The fact that gossip had published the banns was one of the reasons I had come east. You can't stop going with an old friend on account of rumors, and on the other hand I had no intention of being rumored into marriage. In other words, h...